Monday, October 12, 2015

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WANTED: FAIRY GODMOTHER
Qualifications: plump, adorable, middle aged to elderly. Sparkles are a must.
Job Requirements:
            Granting wishes
            Dressmaking
            Transfiguration
            Appearing/vanishing into thin air
Hours: 24/7 on call
Compensation: up to and including Firstborn
Please send resume to
im_wishing14@yensid.com

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